1. |
None Of Ur Megabusiness
02:42
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every day is raining and every day is fall
every day i learn more how i know nothing at all
every day i lace my boots and step into my skort
every day my guts fall out and i call in dead to work
every day i skip my class to smoke a dart or two
every day my brain is shades of black and purple and blue
every day i try and run and every day you find me
every day i try and hide and everyday you kill me
everyday i smoke myself to sleep under the stars
but they’re pink and green and orange and only neon signs at bars
everyday i smoke a joint and ask myself what’s the point
everyday i try and fail
every day you're in my room and every day you make me hurl
out the greyhound bus window as i’m speeding away from toronto
cause you’ll follow me everywhere i go so i’m going for a while
somewhere you can't find me
i'll move out of toronto
switch all my skorts to camo and hang out in the woods
i don’t know how to use an axe very well but maybe i can practice on you
suck a dick dumb shit
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2. |
Indoor Recess
02:08
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schoolyard games aren't as fun if you don't have a skort
and you can't run as nearly far if you don't have a skort
can't tie my shoes i can't do math can't even drive a car
but i can do a handstand in my skort and maybe hold your hand
if you let me i'll hold your hand
if you let me i'll hold your hand
and maybe i'll scrape both my knees playing kickball
and maybe you'll give me a bandaid maybe flintstones
and maybe you'll kiss them better
and i'll get stoned under the bleachers
rolling backwoods on my skort and hiding from the teachers
but i'll never hide from you if you never hide from me
and maybe I'll never take my skort off
no not maybe
i'll never take my skort off
never take my skort off
never take my skort off
not me!!!!!!
K-I-S-S-I-N-G by the goalie posts
i can't play sports but i'll wear my skort and take a shot anyways
i'll probably miss cause i can't aim
will you still kiss me in the rain?
but it's indoor recess so we gotta hide from all the teachers
don't worry though they're probably just smoking darts under the bleachers
but i'll never hide from you
if you never hide from me
and maybe I'll never take my skort off
no not maybe
i'll never take my skort off
never take my skort off
never take my skort off
not me!!!!!!
maybe i'll grow an inch or two
so i don't need my tiptoes when i'm kissing you
take out the hem cause my skort might be an inch or two too long
and this song is a verse or two too long
sorryyyyyyyyyy!!!!!
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3. |
Dial Up Hemline
02:18
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the train rolls in the same time everyday
pull on my skort and runaway
my nails fall out the same time everyday i sweep the beds under the rug
i make my bed the same way every night
you're in my head the same time every morning
my brain breaks ground and overflows around noon
i bail myself with the watering can
you bought online for the living room
knowing it was only facing north
you never water me anymore
i never talk to you anymore
and you're lonely that's for sure
and i'm better rest assured
that you don't hang around anymore
you're still hung up on me it's a bore
and i'm hungover and i'm sore
and need to mend all of my skorts
might be fucked but at least i'm not yours
might be fucked but at least i'm not yours
might be fucked but at least i'm not yours
might be fucked but at least i'm not yours
and i swore this was the last time i would fall for that line
and i swore this was the last time i would fall for that hemline
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4. |
Scr34mo Boi
02:20
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i fuck up every skort i've ever had
just spilled my beer can
that was the second time today
my skort is filled with stains to match inside my brain
and my sheets are always covered in dirt
i haven't left my bed in weeks
and my neuroses keep leaving me
for a more comfortable brain than mine
i can see that boys are a waste of time
i can see that boys are a waste of time
i can see now boys are a waste of
he was a screamo boy
i said you're fake emo boy
he wasn't clout enough for me
i am a super grace
you have a stupid face
you'll be sorry wait and see
he was a screamo boy
a shit taste in emo boy
never talked to my friends at shows
i did a lot of blow
he was kind of straight edge though
so it was never going to work
so it was never going to work
why didn't you try and make it work
why did you only make things worse
why are you the fucking worst
i want to see you in a hearse!!!!!!!!!
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5. |
Like U Not!!!
04:19
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i’ve got so much more i want say
the noose around tongue hangs in the way
i’ve got so much more i want to do
but i can’t do anything until get away from you
i tried a million routes
i even cut the brakes
i jumped a hundred hoops
i ate a thousand cakes
but you're miss trunchbull and i’m bruce
and i can hear all my friends cheering for me
fuck off leave me alone
i don’t like you and i wanna go home
fuck off leave me alone
i don’t like you like you like you and i wanna go home
i’ve got so shit inside my head
not better off dead but better of in bed
you never get me off in bed
you make my bones turn into lead
you got beer stains on my skort
and gave me migraines in my heart
you got scorch marks on my skort
you left beanstalks on my fort
but now my armour is much better
and my castles reinforced so here’s your shitty letter
fuck off leave me alone
i don’t like you and i wanna go home
fuck off leave me alone
i don’t like you like you like you and i wanna go home
fuck off leave me alone
i don't like you like you like you and i wanna go home
fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off leave me alone
i don’t like you like you like you like you like you like you like like you anymore
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Adult Skort Toronto, Ontario
grace g. (right)
claire g. (left)
exactly what it says on the tin
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